3:30AM-got up, made coffee, said "WTF?", went back to bed.
4:00AM-heard somebody, like, pounding on something outside. Got up to see what was going on, because, hey, nobody's doing anything good at 4AM amirite?
4:15AM-figured out it was the neighborhood Boy Scout troop, putting flags in people's front yards for the 4th. Like a freakin' Norman Rockwell painting. Except still pitch black of course.
5:30AM-got up again, started watering yard, ended up trimming bushes, general yard puttering.
8:00AM-back to bed.
9:30AM-up, more serious yard work.
11:30AM-swimming
1:30PM-walked up to the Sugarhouse Street fair. Got to laugh at Obama volunteers. I knew they were volunteers because I'm pretty sure the line item in the Obama Campaign Budget for Utah is $0.00.
4:30PM-Nap.
6:00PM-walked up to SL Pizza and Pasta for excellentburger.
9:00PM-1AM-watched fireworks, listened to fireworks, listened to sirens.
# of Anti-American Commie Bastards seen-0
# of A-ACBs put down with extreme prejudice-0
That's 100%, and a good 4th of July all around.
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