You want to hear a good joke?

Here it is.

Chris Bosh's rebounding ability.

Seriously, how does a 6'11 center averaging 32 minutes per game over a 6 game stretch not get more than 5 boards in one of the games. That is so bad that even Bargnani cant do that.

therawns wrote:

Here it is.

Chris Bosh's rebounding ability.

Seriously, how does a 6'11 center averaging 32 minutes per game over a 6 game stretch not get more than 5 boards in one of the games. That is so bad that even Bargnani cant do that.

Good one! Lets see what Masai can get for the Bargs this summer - a tuna sandwich and a poison pill contract? Why he ever left Denver for Toronto I'll never know - unless it was that $2 million a year pay raise!

MTJazz wrote:

therawns wrote:

Here it is.

Chris Bosh's rebounding ability.

Seriously, how does a 6'11 center averaging 32 minutes per game over a 6 game stretch not get more than 5 boards in one of the games. That is so bad that even Bargnani cant do that.

Good one! Lets see what Masai can get for the Bargs this summer - a tuna sandwich and a poison pill contract? Why he ever left Denver for Toronto I'll never know - unless it was that $2 million a year pay raise!

Hell its gonna cost him more than that in taxes. If i was a player i'm going to a state tax free place! Thats why D12 will move on to big D with cp3.

Richardale wrote:

MTJazz wrote:

therawns wrote:

Here it is.

Chris Bosh's rebounding ability.

Seriously, how does a 6'11 center averaging 32 minutes per game over a 6 game stretch not get more than 5 boards in one of the games. That is so bad that even Bargnani cant do that.

Good one! Lets see what Masai can get for the Bargs this summer - a tuna sandwich and a poison pill contract? Why he ever left Denver for Toronto I'll never know - unless it was that $2 million a year pay raise!

Hell its gonna cost him more than that in taxes. If i was a player i'm going to a state tax free place! Thats why D12 will move on to big D with cp3.

Yeah but money bags himself said in the press yesterday that he doesn't have the coin to sign two max dudes. But if he changes his mind - wow, that would be one seriously scary team, eh?

MTJazz wrote:

Richardale wrote:

MTJazz wrote:

therawns wrote:

Here it is.

Chris Bosh's rebounding ability.

Seriously, how does a 6'11 center averaging 32 minutes per game over a 6 game stretch not get more than 5 boards in one of the games. That is so bad that even Bargnani cant do that.

Good one! Lets see what Masai can get for the Bargs this summer - a tuna sandwich and a poison pill contract? Why he ever left Denver for Toronto I'll never know - unless it was that $2 million a year pay raise!

Hell its gonna cost him more than that in taxes. If i was a player i'm going to a state tax free place! Thats why D12 will move on to big D with cp3.

Yeah but money bags himself said in the press yesterday that he doesn't have the coin to sign two max dudes. But if he changes his mind - wow, that would be one seriously scary team, eh?

If i was him i'd pack up and get the F out of LA! They called him a baby and had very little love when he was playing with a bad back! Koby put on your big boy pants? Was B.S to call him out like that!

Why would Howard worry about the double-signing ability of Cuban (getting both CP3 and Dwight Howard lined up and signed? Maybe, maybe not), when he could just go to Houston. No risk, no state income tax and a championship competitive lineup:

Dwight Schrute Howard
Omer Asik
Chandler Parsons
James Harden
Lin/Beverly

Trollificus wrote:

Why would Howard worry about the double-signing ability of Cuban (getting both CP3 and Dwight Howard lined up and signed? Maybe, maybe not), when he could just go to Houston. No risk, no state income tax and a championship competitive lineup:

Dwight Schrute Howard
Omer Asik
Chandler Parsons
James Harden
Lin/Beverly

D12
Dirk
Marion
V Carter
CP3

Dirk looked a lot better the last few games last year. No state tax in Big D.

Richardale wrote:

Trollificus wrote:

Why would Howard worry about the double-signing ability of Cuban (getting both CP3 and Dwight Howard lined up and signed? Maybe, maybe not), when he could just go to Houston. No risk, no state income tax and a championship competitive lineup:

Dwight Schrute Howard
Omer Asik
Chandler Parsons
James Harden
Lin/Beverly

D12
Dirk
Marion
V Carter
CP3

Dirk looked a lot better the last few games last year. No state tax in Big D.

Forgot they trade there 13 pick for our second round pick.

Richardale wrote:

Trollificus wrote:

Why would Howard worry about the double-signing ability of Cuban (getting both CP3 and Dwight Howard lined up and signed? Maybe, maybe not), when he could just go to Houston. No risk, no state income tax and a championship competitive lineup:

Dwight Schrute Howard
Omer Asik
Chandler Parsons
James Harden
Lin/Beverly

D12
Dirk
Marion
V Carter
CP3

Dirk looked a lot better the last few games last year. No state tax in Big D.

You do realize that Vince Carter is 137 years old, right? Dirk and Marion are getting old, too. I think that's a superteam that doesn't fly.

thejazzkickazz wrote:

Richardale wrote:

Trollificus wrote:

Why would Howard worry about the double-signing ability of Cuban (getting both CP3 and Dwight Howard lined up and signed? Maybe, maybe not), when he could just go to Houston. No risk, no state income tax and a championship competitive lineup:

Dwight Schrute Howard
Omer Asik
Chandler Parsons
James Harden
Lin/Beverly

D12
Dirk
Marion
V Carter
CP3

Dirk looked a lot better the last few games last year. No state tax in Big D.

You do realize that Vince Carter is 137 years old, right? Dirk and Marion are getting old, too. I think that's a superteam that doesn't fly.

Kinda like the Lakers.